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robots-and-electric-sheep:

darkprincess101x:

thekawaiitan:

jolieing:

The Little Matchgirl

A little insight! This is a “children’s book” set in the time of the Industrial Revolution.

A young girl has to go out and sell matches and is not allowed to come back until she does because her father is an abusive drunk to her and her siblings. Their mother is dead. On this particular day, she can NOT sell her matches so she retreats to a corner but it’s winter so it is dreadfully cold. With ever match she lights, she dreams of Christmas related things such as a well decorated tree or a Christmas dinner. But she can’t have them because she is too poor. With her last match, she dreams of spending time with her grandmother on Christmas but it fades too soon. That being her last one, she goes to sleep but her grand mother retrieves her.

If you couldn’t recognize it in the last gif, the girl has frozen to death.

LISTEN UP WE WERE ASSIGNED BOOKS IN GRADE 2 TO DO FOR LIT CIRCLES AND MY GROUP WAS GIVEN THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL AND MY MOTHER COULDN’T BRING ME TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE I READ THE WHOLE THING AND NO ONE ELSE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD BUT I FUCKING KNEW AND I WAS SOBBING MY EYES OUT AS A CHILD.

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL OKAY?

THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN’S BOOK, THIS IS A STORY WRITTEN BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL

NEVER.

DONT DO IT.

DONT.

robots-and-electric-sheep:

darkprincess101x:

thekawaiitan:

jolieing:

The Little Matchgirl

A little insight! This is a “children’s book” set in the time of the Industrial Revolution.

A young girl has to go out and sell matches and is not allowed to come back until she does because her father is an abusive drunk to her and her siblings. Their mother is dead. On this particular day, she can NOT sell her matches so she retreats to a corner but it’s winter so it is dreadfully cold. With ever match she lights, she dreams of Christmas related things such as a well decorated tree or a Christmas dinner. But she can’t have them because she is too poor. With her last match, she dreams of spending time with her grandmother on Christmas but it fades too soon. That being her last one, she goes to sleep but her grand mother retrieves her.

If you couldn’t recognize it in the last gif, the girl has frozen to death.

LISTEN UP WE WERE ASSIGNED BOOKS IN GRADE 2 TO DO FOR LIT CIRCLES AND MY GROUP WAS GIVEN THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL AND MY MOTHER COULDN’T BRING ME TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE I READ THE WHOLE THING AND NO ONE ELSE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD BUT I FUCKING KNEW AND I WAS SOBBING MY EYES OUT AS A CHILD.

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL OKAY?

THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN’S BOOK, THIS IS A STORY WRITTEN BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL

NEVER.

DONT DO IT.

DONT.

Everyone who reblogs this by February 15th, 2014 will have their URL written on a piece of paper and placed somewhere in New Zealand

inabasket:

somewhere in New Zealand

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pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

Has anyone warned Spongebob?

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

Has anyone warned Spongebob?

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

bombursbelly:

bombursbelly:

ALERT ALERT! TOLKIEN FANDOM, PLEASE READ:

There have been two Tolkien blogs, l-o-t-r & the-hobbit, that have continuously been doing the following:

  • Reblogging but deleting the captions and/or sources inserted by the graphic maker themselves (

gottalurvgia:

raeseddon:

pyroluminescence:

I’ve seen the first image go around with captions about how this is what L most likely looks like, given that L is a quarter Japanese and three quarters European. But this whole image set by Bobby Raffin is way too cute! The awkward images at the end just suit L so perfectly and they’re unsettling in a way that gives the perfect impression of just how uncomfortable and bizarre a presence L is to be around. 

Which is a roundabout way of saying I have the weirdest boner right now.

Source

I like how the shirt isn’t immaculately white— even reading the manga I had the impression that for all the money this guy had to be rolling in, he should look way more like a hobo.

You know, more than he already does.

This definitely captures my mental image of the character.

MARRY ME 

lilbijou:

soooyeahanyway:

I think my new answer for when someone asks me why I am in a wheelchair is, “Retired mermaid.”

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DISABLED PRINCESS

lilbijou:

soooyeahanyway:

I think my new answer for when someone asks me why I am in a wheelchair is, “Retired mermaid.”

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DISABLED PRINCESS

Hey Guys

So I’m learning Spanish and I was wondering if there was any Spanish-speakers out there who would be willing to practice with me? I’ve only been learning for a few months so it’d probably be super boring for whoever worked with me, but I would be eternally grateful to whoever did. I can e-mail someone but I’d rather use this tumblr to talk. Busco por quien ensenar me pequena espanol. Tengo e-mail y esto tumblr trabajar con usted. Quien trabaja con me ensenar me espanol? Muchos gracias! Por favor?